More Lizzyisms

Last week, Theo was late getting home so I said I was going to call him and see where he was. Lizzy quickly responded "I hope he's not in jail".

The other day, we were driving along when out of the blue,
 Lizzy says "I hope Daddy doesn't eat my friend".
Me:  "What?!? Why would Daddy eat your friend?"
Lizzy: Because she's Phillipino. (she said as if that explained it)
Me: Ok, so? Why would he eat her?
Lizzy: Because he likes to eat Phillipinos.
Me: Huh?... Wait, do you mean jalapenos?

I don't know how she comes up with these things, but now I know why she would think he was in jail.