Overheard

Lizzy: "I had a really hard day at school today"
Me: "what happened sweetie?"
Lizzy: "People were coughing outside of their sleeves and it was making me sick"
Katie: "There was an announcement this morning that you should cover your cough with your sleeves so we don't spread germs"

Lizzy "Momma, katie hit me"
Katie "no I didn't. She just hit herself and then told on me."
Me: "Lizzy, did you do that?"
Lizzy dejected : "yes."

Katie: My class was really quiet today because my teacher had amnesia and could barely talk so we had to listen carefully."
Me: Amnesia???? Do you mean laryngitis?"
Katie: "something like that"